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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 05:16 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 05:16 PM
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-----Phase 1----- SUPERMARKET Recently, some efforts have been made to get better food options for both the engineers and scientists working at CERN. As a result, a supermarket has been built nearby! A quick scan of the aisles shows that anything you could normally find at supermarket is here. The front end of supermarket has a few cash registers. Odds are they're filled with money. Some of the items in the aisle catch your eye. There's a lot of milk, some soy sauce, and even potassium-less bananas for those who have a strong hatred for potassium. Outside the supermarket, you can head back to the GARDEN. Or if you're feeling more industrial, there's a FACTORY nearby too. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949516495606661190/supermarket-shelves.png?width=803&height=452
Uranium
5/5 HP h10h10h10h10h10
Oxygeddon
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Beryllium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Potassium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Vinegar Doppio
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Vinegar Doppio @Beryllium @Potassium @Uranium @Oxygeddon
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:16 PM
BROTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
WHERE ARE YOU BROTHER
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:16 PM
bitch!
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
YOU LEFT ME IN THE MEAT AISLE
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
where the cuckifng bananas at
holy shit
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
YOU DUMB FUCK YOU HAVE THE RECESSIVE GENES
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Tohru Metchi BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Ah, Hello, Welcome to the Official CERN supermarket!
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
I'm Be
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Tohru Metchi BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Please, pick anything you want.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
(you didnt change your nickname maack)
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
OH FUCK THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAT DUMBASS LEFT ME AT THE RECEPTION
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:17 PM
lmaoo
bitchass
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
(thanks lmao)
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
BITCHASS DEEZ NUTS
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
WHAT
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
I see we're all very polite today
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
RIGHT THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE ASSHOLES
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
NOTHING
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
fucking
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
Stop being so loud, dears.
We can be calm and civilized about all this.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY SOUND
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
I see, there's some great conversation here?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
I do.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
BITCH
WANT TO FIGHT
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:18 PM
That was uncalled for.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
lmaoo
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
I WILL LITERALLY START A FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SUPERMARKET
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
hbahahahahah
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
I actually didn't introduce myself.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
banan
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
Introductions are outdated
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
I would love you to start a fire.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
what the fuck
fire????
bitch
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
dont you fire me i dont work here
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
Do you want to, ahem, "fuck shit up"?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
My name is Vinegar, and Welcome to the CERN Supermarket.
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
Shut up little girl.
I'm talking to my dear here.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
I insist you don't start any fires.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
I WILL LIGHT YOU ON FIRE
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
For your sake.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:19 PM
vinegar??? what kinda fucking name is this lmao
are -you making sala
d
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Can you light this little girl on fire?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
WHAT LITTLE GIR-
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
None of yall seem cool
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
OH HOLY SHIT THERES A LITTLE GIRL HERE
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
That purple shirt one.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
THE RECEPTIONIST YEAH IM GONNA FUCK THEM UP
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Should probably see myself out next chance I get
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
You are?
Keeeheahahahaha!
Lovely~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:20 PM
theres no mirrors here idk
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
Very funny, fool
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
Is anyone here acquainted with fluorine?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
Little Girl?
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
im not a fool im potassum
FLUORINE??
yo i gotta bond with that guy
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
Me too
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
LITTLE. BITCHASS
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
I wanna do some bonding
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
i cant bond with you
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
With cool people
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
i bond with halo
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
I would never bond with you
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
GO BACK TO THE PLAYGROUND THIS IS WHERE THE BIG DINOSAURS PLAY
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:21 PM
you ever play halo?
good hamùe
game
im a gamer
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
HELL YEAH I PLAY HALO
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
holy shit
wtf
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I would love to bond with you, but unfortunately I cannot be in the market for bondage siblings today.
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I bond with Halogens
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
wanna play halo, somùetimes
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I have other things to do currently.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
YEAH BUT I GOTTA FIND MY BITCHASS OF A STUPID BROTHER FIRST
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
tough luck bitch
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
THAT DINGUS JUST FUCKING LEFT ME HERE IN THE SUPERMARKET MAYBE
I CAN FIND HIM
IN THE
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
Would you like to look for your, "brother", with me?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
GARDEN AISLE?????
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
garden aisle? thjats fuckied up
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I would love to see your destructive power in detail~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
banan
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:22 PM
YES THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA NON GENDER CONFORMING GASMASK WEARER
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
lmaoo if any of yall see bromine call me
i wanna blow up some fuckingngf market
itll be so funny
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
HEY
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
Why thank you. I will search for fluorine in the factory.
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I wanna get to bromine first
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
bitch!
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
Bromine is MINE
GET AWAY
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I AM GOING TO GO TO THE GARDEN BECAUSE THERES MORE SHIT TO SET ON FIRE
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
Unless fluorine enters this area, I will stay here.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
ill go to the garden sure
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I insist for your sake to not start any fires in here.
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I will follow you as well, if fluorine arrives not here~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
bitch!
i do what i want
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
I'm headin to the Factory
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
im fuckging potassium
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
To get away from you people
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
ass
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Little girl, it's okay. I will take care of your fragile biological makeup. Just accept that you are not in control of this facility anymore~
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
I'M BERYLLIUM YOU BITCH
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
YEAH LETS BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MARKET
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
YEA
FUCK YEAH
FUCLK YUEA
I FUCKING
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
This is a peaceful grocery store, any disruption will not be tolerated!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
AAHAHHAAHH
BANAA
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
I will assist you in your destruction, lovelies~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
my main goal
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Good luck with that
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:24 PM
is to blow u
p
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
BLOW ME???
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
WHAT
FUCK YOU
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
That is not what they said.
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
dude i hate you
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
Please listen more carefully.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
TASTE THE RAINBOW FUCKERS
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
🤨
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
guess im gay now
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
We have no gender, dummy.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
wait is that why i love bananas
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
We cannot be gay or straight. We just are.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW FIVE GUM
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
We are elements
It's true
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:25 PM
i've got ass in my name
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
We have five gum if you want.
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
Ass is a gender neutral attribute.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
so true
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
I HAVE GEDDON IN MY NAME! CAW
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
i can be gay if i want
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
I have ran in my name.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
why are yolu rnning
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
NAH IM GOOD IM PRETTY SURE MY AIR IS LIKE PARTIALLY MOUTHWASH
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
That is a reference to how I ran for president in Bolivia in 1969.
❓ 1
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
holy shitr
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE COLORED TEAL OTHERWISE
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:26 PM
why cant i be gay but you can run for presidsent of bolovia
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Because I have power that you don't.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
bitch
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Bolivia
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
im gonna blow up yo ass
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Blow up this market instead. I am included in it.
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Isn't that country in deep turmoil
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
yeah sure thatll be funnyt
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
You must've done a bad job at being a politician then
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
I can't believe none of you listen!
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
WOW, AN ATOMIC BOMB
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
why would i listen you have pink hair
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
JAY CEE A BOMB
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
It's not necessary to destroy the market!
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
of course you have hair and pronouns
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
There is a terrible case of resource curse and natural exploitation in Bolivia. The lithium industry has placed many turmoils on its residents.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:27 PM
I PLAYED DESU EX DEFINITELY
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
EDEUS SEX???
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
DEUS SEX YES
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
ooooooohhhhh
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Hey pink nerd, blowing up this dump isn't on my agenda right now
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
It's Deus Ex.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
SEX???
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
YEAH DEU SEX
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
so calm down a bit
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
DO SEX
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
SEX
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
SEX SEX SEX SEX
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
SEX
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
more blowing
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Please do not start having sex in front of me.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
LETS FUCK
ING GOOOOOOOOOO
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
WHAT
FUCKING
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Please focus on destroying this market.
It is a form of, fucking up, the area.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
I worked so hard for this store to be built, there's no way I can let it get destroyed.
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
did you know that im in bananad
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
Suffices that?
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
LETS FUCK THE SUPERMARKET
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
LETS FUCK THE MARRKERT
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
No!
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
Please do not put it that way.
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
what do you want me to do about that?
these people are psychos
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
WE'RE GONNA FUCK THE SUPERMARKET EVERYBODY WITH EXPLOSIONS AND FIRE
ITS GONNA BE GREAT
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
getting in the way of psychos never ends well
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
ITS GONNA BE CALLED
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
you're talking to literal elements on the periodic table bruh do you expect to reason with us
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
That, I suppose, that is good.
Show me your destructive power~
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
THE GREAT OXYGEDDON INCIDENT OF 2022
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
why not potzssium incicent
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
EXCEPT ITS NOT 2022 YET
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
banana incident
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:29 PM
Yes, of course.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
ITS 2019
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
its TWO THOUSAND NINE TEEN OXYGEN DINOSAUR
YOU FUCK
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
BUT WE'RE GONNA EXPLODE SO HARD WE GO INTO THE FUTURE
BITCH
WHY DO YOU THINK IM HERE
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
pls
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
hwyta the fuck
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
ok
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
IM JUST THAT GOOD AT CAUSING EXPLOSIONS AND FIRE
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
it's K
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
my main goal is to blow up
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
YEA
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
and then act like i dont know nobody
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
YEHA
BITCH
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
ark ark ark
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
i don't think OK causes explosions
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
dam daniel
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
but i failed chem so idk
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
how do you FAIL CHEM
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:30 PM
I will make sure your destructive tirade will go unobstructed, Oxygeddon.
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
OK WHATEVER YOU SAY BERYPPED PANTS
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
element school is hard ok?
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
beryllium sounds like a nerd name
youre a nerd
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
NERRRRRD
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
FUCK YOU
BITCHES
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
give me your glasses
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Beryllium better become GYROSCOPE before bedtime because bedlam begin
AND ILL FUCK YOU UP
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
WHAT
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN YOU ABSOLUTE MORON
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
BEEP BEEP BETA BEAN
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
okay actually please dont blow up the bananas im going to get in those baznanas
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:31 PM
I DONT GIVE SHIT
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
ARE YOU LIKE AN EGG
EXCEPT WITH BANANAS
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
isnt that a gender thing
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
I DONT KNOW
IM NOT TRAINSGENDER
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
wtf?.??
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
4 minutes
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
i guess im banana
gendeer
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
BANANAGENDER HOLY SHIT
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:32 PM
banana estrogen
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
CONSUME THE BANANA ESTROGEN TO TURN INTO A SUPER SAIYAN
JUST LIKE MY ALL TIME HERO
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
wtf
holyt shit
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
SUPERMAN
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
superman???
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
has anyone seen a Nick Le around here (edited)
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
YEAH SUPERMAN FUCKING LOVES OXYGEN
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
how can you be a super man
humans suck lmao they cant blow up
i can
i blow up
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
I need to skin Nick Le I think
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
LETS GOOOOOOOO
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
NICKLE???
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
yea
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
NICKEL
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Nick LE
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
idk
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Even superman has his weaknesses~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
never seen that guy
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Nick El?
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Sadly kryptonite is not around, I don't think...
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
DAMN MAYBE I CAN USE HIM TO BUY SOME SHIT IN THIS SUPERMARKE- OH WAIT
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Whose last name is el, thats dumb
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
WE'RE BLOWING IT UP NEVER MIND
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
dsont you need money for markets
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
NOT AS FAR AS I KNOW UNFORTUNATELY
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
us money an elemetn???
wtf
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
ITD BE COOL IF IT WAS THOUGH
MONEY IS AN ELEMENT
IM IN MY ELEMENT
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
WTF
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
money is made from stuff
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
hgoly shit
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
THE ELEMENT OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
stuff??
im stuff
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
YOU ARE STUFF
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
😳::flushddked
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
cool so am i
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Would you spontaneously combust this market?
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:34 PM
yeah
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Uranium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
I would love to see that~
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
lmaoo yeah
i need my banan first
i neeed to become banan
then i blow up
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
BANAN? BANANA ANANANANANA
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
BANANNANAN
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAID
ARENT ALL BANANAS NOT TRUE BANANAS BECAUSE LIKE
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
idk how i can talk im fucking potassium
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
THEY'RE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:35 PM
do i just vibrate air
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
DEEZ NUTS
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
this dragon is too much
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
deez nuts
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
YOU'RE TOO MUCH
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
i dont think they belong here
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
SO TRUE
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I BELONG HERE
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
WELL
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
can we godkill em
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I AM VALID
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
THEY GONNA BLOW UP
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
does anyone here have a bible
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
bibble
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Beryllium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
i wanna ask god to smite dragons
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
bitch!
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
WAIT WHAT NO
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Potassium BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
jesus cghrist deez nuts
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I GOTTA GET MY ASSHOLE BROTHER FIRST
BITCH
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
you gotta take this
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Oxygeddon BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
ALSO I THINK MY COUSINS AROUND HERE
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:36 PM
LOCK
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bitch
true 1
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 05:45 PM
Doppio runs around the store in a panic, trying to organize the store
He trips
smallbrain 2
Thankfully Uranium is there to grab him before he falls to the ground
Uranium gently grabs Doppio and hugs him
It caresses' his hair
And whispers sweet nothingness inside Doppio's ears
😳 2
Doppio stays in Uranium's gentle, but firm graps
He can only watch in terror as Beryllium raids one of the cash registers, and starts to steal coins
It got quite a haul, and takes some copper coins with them
Potassium takes the potassium-less bananas
And OXYGEDDON BEGINS TO DESTROY THE STORE
CONDIMENTS FLY EVERYWHERE
THE PRODUCE AISLE IS STRUCK WITH ABSURD AMOUNTS OF OXYGEN
OH THE HUMANITY, THE FREE RADICALS HAVE BEGUN TO DESTROY THE PRODUCE
The store is a mess but still standing by the end of it
A small fire has started in the produce aisle due to the oxidation
It is completely destroyed
Oxygeddon reels back in pain from this
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 05:59 PM
(edited)
🔸 Vinegar Doppio stayed here. 🔸 Beryllium stayed here. ➡️ Potassium moved to garden ➡️ Uranium moved to garden ➡️ Oxygeddon moved to garden
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 05:59 PM
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-----Phase 2----- SUPERMARKET Recently, some efforts have been made to get better food options for both the engineers and scientists working at CERN. As a result, a supermarket has been built nearby! A quick scan of the aisles shows that anything you could normally find at supermarket is here. The front end of supermarket has a few cash registers. Odds are they're filled with money. One of them has been looted for coins. Some of the items in the aisle catch your eye. There's a lot of milk, and some soy sauce. THE PRODUCE AISLE IS ON FIRE Outside the supermarket, you can head back to the GARDEN. Or if you're feeling more industrial, there's a FACTORY nearby too. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949516495606661190/supermarket-shelves.png?width=803&height=452
Radium
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹iron 💪BIG Its a large chunk of iron
Beryllium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Vinegar Doppio
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Radium @Beryllium @Vinegar Doppio
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Beryllium to another area.
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:01 PM
alone
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Hello~
(oh wait what)
(am I the only one here)
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:04 PM
unfortunately
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Ah hello.
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:04 PM
doppio is here though
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Welcome to the Official CERN Supermarket!
The last people who were here
Uh.
Did a number on the place.
But a fire is no big deal for me!
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Wow! Hot~!
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 06:06 PM
I just need to extinguish it... yeah!
But besides that, do you have anything you need?
Just take it from the shelf, you'll get an invoice billed.
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Huh!
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 06:10 PM
I just need to
uh
Grab some baking soda, yeah!
Big 'ol fan of the classic NaHCO₃ . (edited)
You feel me?
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:11 PM
uh?
...feel you?
n-no?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 06:12 PM
I just want this fire gone.
this store is my, life, body and soul
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Radium BOT 05-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Oh! Good luck with that, then!
Would you like me to help out?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 06:12 PM
If you aren't doing anything important
That would be great!
One might say I'm the boss of this store.
Heh
smirk1
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 06:16 PM
4 minutes
LOCK
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Radium goes to an unlooted cash register and tries to loot it for some coins
They can't even open any of them
Luckily it seems there's a copper coin on the ground for them
They take it with them
Doppio grabs some baking soda and throw it on to the fire
The carbon dioxide released from the reaction is enough to starve the fire of oxygen, stopping the fire
The produce aisle is ruined
ooooooohhhhh 1
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 06:50 PM
(edited)
🔸 Radium stayed here. 🔸 Vinegar Doppio stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 06:50 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 3----- SUPERMARKET Recently, some efforts have been made to get better food options for both the engineers and scientists working at CERN. As a result, a supermarket has been built nearby! A quick scan of the aisles shows that anything you could normally find at supermarket is here. The front end of supermarket has a few cash registers. Odds are they're filled with money. One of them has been looted for coins. Some of the items in the aisle catch your eye. There's a lot of milk, and some soy sauce. The remains of the produce aisle are here Outside the supermarket, you can head back to the GARDEN. Or if you're feeling more industrial, there's a FACTORY nearby too. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949516495606661190/supermarket-shelves.png?width=803&height=452
Radium
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹iron 💪BIG Its a large chunk of iron
Vinegar Doppio
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Radium @Vinegar Doppio
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 07:13 PM
LOCK
Radium got some milk
They really like this store
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 07:45 PM
(edited)
➡️ Radium moved to factory 🔸 Vinegar Doppio stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 07:45 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 4----- SUPERMARKET Recently, some efforts have been made to get better food options for both the engineers and scientists working at CERN. As a result, a supermarket has been built nearby! A quick scan of the aisles shows that anything you could normally find at supermarket is here. The front end of supermarket has a few cash registers. Odds are they're filled with money. One of them has been looted for coins. Some of the items in the aisle catch your eye. There's a lot of milk, and some soy sauce. The remains of the produce aisle are here Outside the supermarket, you can head back to the GARDEN. Or if you're feeling more industrial, there's a FACTORY nearby too. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949516495606661190/supermarket-shelves.png?width=803&height=452
Uranium
5/5 HP h10h10h10h10h10
Fluorine
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Vinegar Doppio
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Uranium @Fluorine @Vinegar Doppio
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:46 PM
Thank you so much for your cooperation~
I'll be off to the factories now!
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:46 PM
The hell was that you just took some of me
What's ur deal
What are "U" playing at get it
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:46 PM
I simply wish to... evolve.
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
That's a biology thing we're chemicals bro
don't cross the streams
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Hello!
Welcome!
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
It is a form of expression.
Hello little girl
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Thank you for the, help before, Uranium.
I'm a man and 33.
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
No worries, dear.
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
(LOL)
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Don't spend your allowance all in one place.
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Hey are you who that risotto person was looking for
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Was he?
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
Idk
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
I am the boss of this supermarket
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
I have no idea what he wanted
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
Dear girl, is there a gas centrifuge in the factory?
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
He was being all mysterious and stuff
Oh there is one yeah
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
Wonderful. I will be complete.
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
There's also an electrolysis bath which is where I'm headed
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
The power of a sun, right at my fingertips...
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
Uh
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
That sounds great!
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:48 PM
You're not tryna do any of that
NUCLEAR FUSION
are you
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:49 PM
Why, that is what I was created for by God Himself!
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:49 PM
I let out the fire from before...
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:49 PM
I am that which drives all of the world, all of life, all of matter and energy to flow and circulate!
I sustain everything!
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:49 PM
Oh ok
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:49 PM
Keehehahaha!
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:49 PM
I just dissolve things
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:50 PM
That's epic.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:50 PM
You sound awesome
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:50 PM
Yeah I am
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:50 PM
Not as awesome as me at full power...
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:50 PM
Some ppl seek power
Others have less ambitious goals
Like keeping teeth clean
And helping animals find love
I can't do that in my current form
But soon
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:51 PM
I'd rather we don't focus on the latter.
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:51 PM
Well you know those biological creatures they aren't like us
They can't just bond so easily
It's a whole thing
So what do you wanna do when you're at full power anyway
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:54 PM
By the way, anything from the store will be invoiced to you.
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:54 PM
I want to shower the world in my beauty~
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:54 PM
So take anything from the shelf!
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:54 PM
k thx
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:54 PM
This store is my pride!
Treat it with care, I treat you with care
Aye?
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:55 PM
Sure
So like
Explode?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 07:56 PM
Don't explode in the store.
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:56 PM
I mean if I'm picking up what they're putting down it won't matter where they explode lol
But idk
Maybe they just mean they're gonna like
Provide free and low-emissions energy to power a bright and decarbonised future for all of the world
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:57 PM
I have no intention of blowing up yet...
You have the right idea my friend!
:)
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:57 PM
I bet
I'm sure it'll be bright alright
One way or another
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 07:59 PM
I don't know what you mean.
Let us head to the factory.
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 07:59 PM
Sure
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Have fun!
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Thanks dude
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 08:05 PM
You too, dear girl~
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:05 PM
Please stop calling me a girl
I will trip you
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Hydrofluoric Acid BOT 05-Mar-22 08:06 PM
Yeah u shouldn't call this guy a girl he's just defying gender norms
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 08:06 PM
LOCK
Hydrofluoric Acid searches the aisles for soemthing
They find it
Vanilla coke
They wanted some Sprite Cranberry, but it's out of season
Oh well
Doppio tries to clean up some of the store
Considering how it was on fire for a brief time, its difficult
But he makes some progress
As a reward, Uranium Hexafluoride lets Doppio rest on its lap
Uranium Hexafluoride rubs his head while reading him a story
Its a bedtime story
Doppio doses off and sleeps
Some dust hits Doppio in the face during this
He stirs in his sleep
SLASH
A KNIFE COMES FROM THE CULINARY AISLE TOWARDS DOPPIO
It misses him, but the assailant soon reveals themselves
Risatto Nero had been standing there the entire time
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 08:30 PM
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➡️ Uranium moved to factory ➡️ Fluorine moved to factory 🔸 Vinegar Doppio stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 08:30 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 5----- SUPERMARKET Recently, some efforts have been made to get better food options for both the engineers and scientists working at CERN. As a result, a supermarket has been built nearby! A quick scan of the aisles shows that anything you could normally find at supermarket is here. The front end of supermarket has a few cash registers. Odds are they're filled with money. One of them has been looted for coins. Some of the items in the aisle catch your eye. There's a lot of milk, and some soy sauce. The remains of the produce aisle are here Outside the supermarket, you can head back to the GARDEN. Or if you're feeling more industrial, there's a FACTORY nearby too. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949516495606661190/supermarket-shelves.png?width=803&height=452
Calcium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Risotto Nero
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Bromine
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Vinegar Doppio
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Calcium @Risotto Nero @Bromine @Vinegar Doppio
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Damn I must have lost my bro on the way here
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:31 PM
@​Vinegar Doppio Look over here.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Ah, hello!
Welcome to the CERN supermarket!
This market is my pride and joy.
I'm the boss here, so if you have any complaints, about it, come to me.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:34 PM
You just saw this now, did you not?
I know you did.
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 08:34 PM
Yeah I have a complaint
How am I supposed to buy produce when the aisle looks like this
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:35 PM
Answer my questions, and you'll leave this place with only a minor beating.
...
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Saw what?
I was just napping,
I merely run this store.
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Wtf did I walk into
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:37 PM
... Strange. Despite everything, your innocence seems genuine.
And yet, you definitely saw it.
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 08:37 PM
Do you need to buy stuff here or can we just take it
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:37 PM
You can take anything!
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:37 PM
What's your deal? What's up with you?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:38 PM
there'll be an invoice sent to you. (edited)
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 08:38 PM
Potassium Bromide grabs a bottle of soy sauce.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:38 PM
And most importantly, what is a stand user doing managing a convenience store in such a place?
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 08:38 PM
Why are you selling me
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:38 PM
I merely am the boss of this store.
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 08:38 PM
That's weird
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Answer me! Did you hear me or not?! Answer the question!
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:40 PM
You seem frustrated.
Consider some of our hemp oil products.
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 08:41 PM
Answer our questions bro
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:41 PM
This is not an act.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:41 PM
Act?
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:42 PM
Yet, just now, you definitely saw something only a stand user could see.
@​Calcium @​Potassium Bromide Get out of there.
This is none of your business.
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 08:43 PM
I'm going shopping asshole
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:43 PM
You have 30 seconds.
Thankfully for you, this store is rather small.
No need to worry about paying.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:43 PM
Sir, you are disturbing customers.
I am going to have to ask you to leave. (edited)
or else.
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 08:45 PM
🍿
Yall should fight (edited)
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:45 PM
... Do not worry, I will leave...
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 08:45 PM
Lame
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:46 PM
But so should you, and quick.
This is anime time, so 30 seconds is a lot more than actually 30 seconds, but the this ultimatum still stands.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 08:47 PM
(TRUE)
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Yes, I will leave...
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 08:50 PM
LOCK
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The Potassium Bromide grabs some soy sauce and Doritos
Potassium Bromide leaves the building
But Calcium stays
Risotto uses his powers to knock over a steel shelf in the front of the store, blocking the exit to the Garden, but still leaving the exit through the Factory open
He calmly says "I will leave..."
SLAM
The steel shelf falls fully blocks the exit
"but you will not, unless you answer my questions very carefully"
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You can all see a light glow coming from the factory
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 09:17 PM
(edited)
🔸 Calcium stayed here. 🔸 Risotto Nero stayed here. ➡️ Bromine moved to factory 🔸 Vinegar Doppio stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 09:17 PM
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-----Phase 6----- SUPERMARKET Recently, some efforts have been made to get better food options for both the engineers and scientists working at CERN. As a result, a supermarket has been built nearby! A quick scan of the aisles shows that anything you could normally find at supermarket is here. The front end of supermarket has a few cash registers. Odds are they're filled with money. One of them has been looted for coins. Some of the items in the aisle catch your eye. There's a lot of milk, and some soy sauce. The remains of the produce aisle are here Outside the supermarket, you can head back to the GARDEN. Or if you're feeling more industrial, there's a FACTORY nearby too. However a steel shelf is blocking the way to the GARDEN, preventing you from moving there. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949516495606661190/supermarket-shelves.png?width=803&height=452
Uranium
3.5/5 HP h10h10h10h50h00
Calcium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Risotto Nero
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Vinegar Doppio
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Uranium @Calcium @Risotto Nero @Vinegar Doppio
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:17 PM
What are you hiding? Just now, I discerned murderous intent in voice. You are one of The Boss' henchmen, are you? No, there is no mistake... You must be his most trusted subordinate. He doesn't even if only allow members of the Unità Speciale approach him.
Yes, it had already been confirmed to us that The Boss would be here in Switzerland today.
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:19 PM
I'm baaaack~
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:19 PM
How did you get in?
You should leave.
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Can you shoot a neutron at me?
@​Calcium you couldn't spare a neutron for me, no?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Why did you knock over my shelf!
What is wrong with you!
Do you know how long it's going to take to fix that!
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Little girl, if you spare a neutron for me from your store, I will help you fix things up.
And even protect you from your assailant~
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:21 PM
There's no doubt about it... The last 2 years have finally payed off.
This "little girl" you speak off is a seasoned mobster.
Do not get involved.
@​Vinegar Doppio, where is The Boss?
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:23 PM
I will get involved in whatever I want, sister~
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:23 PM
I am the Boss?
are you talking about the boss of the supermarket?
Because that's me!
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Now, then...
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Please answer me, girl.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:24 PM
You're saying that you're The Boss?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Of the store.
is there a problem?
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:25 PM
I'm excited, but...
It all makes sense now.
I had just thought you were The Boss's most trusted subordinate, but he would not even let such a person approach him!
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Can you wait until this little girl supplies me with a neutron before you complete your business?
I would just really appreciate it.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:27 PM
visibly ignores Uranium
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Girl?
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:28 PM
You are literally doing your best to not pay attention to me. It's hard not to notice.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I have told you how old I am already...
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:28 PM
33 years old.
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:28 PM
My apologies, lady. How about that neutron?
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:28 PM
It all lines up.
I am very excited, but the one who lets himself get excited in this situation is the first one to die.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:29 PM
die??
I can't have that happen here in my store!
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:29 PM
This is the end.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Ha.
I'll just have to kick you out of the store if you're going to be like that.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Now...
Just what type of stand do you have?
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Stand?
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 09:32 PM
I can't stand all this fighting
Just kidding it's pretty entertaining
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:33 PM
It's trite.
Can you send a stray neutron at me, Calcium?
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 09:34 PM
I have absolutely no idea
How badly do you need it
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Very.
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Vinegar Doppio BOT 05-Mar-22 09:34 PM
This thing looks radioactive, are we sure we can trust them?
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I've been so good to you~
Nevermind, I'm good now!
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Yeah sorry I can't give you one
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Uranium Hexafluoride BOT 05-Mar-22 09:37 PM
I will not need it anymore. Thank you, dear~
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Oh alright then
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 09:37 PM
LOCK
🔒 1
Calcium looks at the milk aisle
Its time
They chug down an absurd amount of milk
They can feel it in their bones
They're stronger now
Risotto looks at Doppio
A SHARP SCISSOR BLADE APPEARS OUT OF ONE OF DOPPIO'S ARTERIES
It seems xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Nothing happened
Standing in Doppio's place is someone different
The U235 is looking a bit unstable
It goes up to the steel shelf and touches it
The large amount of heat radiating from U235 is enough to melt it
They then move to the garden
BANG
A neutron beam hits U235 from below the supermarket
It has become U236, and will soon begin to undergo fission
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 09:59 PM
AN ALARM WARNING ABOUT INCREASED RADIATION LEVELS GOES OFF
😳 1
sungales 1
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
(edited)
❓ Uranium moved to ??? 🔸 Calcium stayed here. 🔸 Risotto Nero stayed here. 🔸 Vinegar Doppio stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 7----- SUPERMARKET SUPERMARKET Recently, some efforts have been made to get better food options for both the engineers and scientists working at CERN. As a result, a supermarket has been built nearby! A quick scan of the aisles shows that anything you could normally find at supermarket is here. The front end of supermarket has a few cash registers. Odds are they're filled with money. One of them has been looted for coins. Some of the items in the aisle catch your eye. There's a lot of milk, and some soy sauce. The remains of the produce aisle are here Outside the supermarket, you can head back to the GARDEN. Or if you're feeling more industrial, there's a FACTORY nearby too. The remains of a melted steel shelf lie in front of the door leading to the GARDEN. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949516495606661190/supermarket-shelves.png?width=803&height=452
Calcium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Risotto Nero
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Potassium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Vinegar Doppio
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Calcium @Risotto Nero @Potassium @Vinegar Doppio
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:03 PM
wow lol
WAIT
WHERES
HYDROGEN
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
So you reveal yourself Boss!
Or should I say Solido Naso?
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:04 PM
what the hell did i wxalk into
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Ha
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:05 PM
(two buff men fighting (platonically) )
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:05 PM
You've made me reveal myself.
I do not go by the name of Solido!
I am Diavolo, boss of Passione. (edited)
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:06 PM
You moved.
And those scissors, they disappeared.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:06 PM
wheres hydrogen
this sucks
you guys suck
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Heh.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:07 PM
can i have a lighter
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:07 PM
That was a sneaky trick.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:07 PM
im buying a lighter shopkeep
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:07 PM
What exactly did you just do?
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Buzz off, Banana.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:07 PM
wtf
do you know who i am
im a half eaten bromine laced banana
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Take off the shelf, see who cares.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:08 PM
You trying to get closer must mean that your stand is of the close-range type.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:08 PM
cool thanks
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Maybe 2 or 3 meters.
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Very observant, Risotto. (edited)
But I won't come out that easily.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Don't tell me... Your power is to teleport?
No, to teleport things.
No, that can't be right either.
I'm not in the same place I was when I attacked earlier!
And yet, I have no memory of ever moving...
Hm.
You're different from before.
Not just your attitude, but also your physique.
What exactly are you?
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:11 PM
banana
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:11 PM
(lmao)
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
im burning the shop down btw
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
No matter what the nature of your power is, I won't let you get any closer.
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
I need more milk
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
YO IS THAT CALCIUM
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
chug
chug
chug
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Don't burn anything down
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
chug
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
we already have a radiation problem. \
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:12 PM
sorry bro but im borred
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Amen
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:13 PM
There's no need for you to burn it.
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Milk drinking contest
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:13 PM
But now that we're finally doing this... Now that I've finally found you...
Why Switzerland?
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:13 PM
banana has 1 heart btw
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:14 PM
It was a place i'd thought i'd never be found.
Guess I was wrong.
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 10:15 PM
You Wana have a milk drinking contest
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:15 PM
You know you could have avoided this if you payed us what we were due.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:15 PM
sure
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:16 PM
But it's too late to go back now.
For my team and my own dignity, I have to end this now.
... Moving without realizing it...
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Heh.
Try me.
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:24 PM
LOCK
Calcium and the banana get into a milk drinking contest (edited)
...
Calcium is the clear winner by the end of it
To celebrate, it runs through the aisle bashing itself on everything
It's bones have become indestructible
The banana seems to be looking better
A tense standoff unfolds between Diavolo and Risotto
Risotto looks around towards something, but nothing happens
Everything appears normal, and the two glare at each other
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Outside, everyone looks at a blinding light coming from the garden
The market still stands
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 10:44 PM
(edited)
🔸 Calcium stayed here. 🔸 Risotto Nero stayed here. 🔸 Potassium stayed here. 🔸 Vinegar Doppio stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 8----- SUPERMARKET SUPERMARKET Recently, some efforts have been made to get better food options for both the engineers and scientists working at CERN. As a result, a supermarket has been built nearby! A quick scan of the aisles shows that anything you could normally find at supermarket is here. The front end of supermarket has a few cash registers. Odds are they're filled with money. One of them has been looted for coins. Some of the items in the aisle catch your eye. There's a lot of milk, and some soy sauce. The remains of the produce aisle are here Outside the supermarket, you can head back to the GARDEN. Or if you're feeling more industrial, there's a FACTORY nearby too. The remains of a melted steel shelf lie in front of the door leading to the GARDEN. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947964155380498552/949516495606661190/supermarket-shelves.png?width=803&height=452
Oxygeddon
2.25/3 HP h10h10h25
Hydrogeddon
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Calcium
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Risotto Nero
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Hydrogen
2.5/3 HP h10h10h50
Bromine
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Beryllium
2.75/3 HP h10h10h75
Potassium
2/3 HP h10h10h00
Vinegar Doppio
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Duoterion
2.25/3 HP h10h10h25
IG@thescientistsfacts
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Oxygeddon @Hydrogeddon @Calcium @Risotto Nero @Hydrogen @Bromine @Beryllium @Potassium @Vinegar Doppio @Duoterion @IG@thescientistsfacts
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
big crowd
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Not attacking, are you?
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
im so fucked up
im so full of milk
yum
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
LETS WRECK SHIT
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
the dragon is gonna destroy this place
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
OH!
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
yuumm
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
It's seems like we've got company, boss.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
milk
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
LETS WRECK SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
BROS, TALK SHIT, GET HIT
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
slupr
slurp
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
so prepare
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
YeaH
YEAH!
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Your identity isn't so much of a secret anymore.
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Yeah we'se burnin' dis place to da ground
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
That is, unless you plan on eliminating all of these people.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
guys i know its not in the name but its because it was too long it should read "Milk-Soaked" as well
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Or drownin' it
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN NEW YOIK!
Bro my horoscope says that the market is about to get EVISCERATED
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Science Fact: Due to increased levels of radiation this area will become unlivable for 200 years
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
lmeys go
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
nice
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
DAT AIN'T RADIATION, DAT'S DA NEW YOARK SPIRIT
Are Hydronium Cluster Dragons affected by radiation?
THAT'S
THAT'S
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
life for humans will become a lot less pleasant around here
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
THAT'S DA METS BABY
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
yes
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Silence.
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
good
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
(We're not doing this bit again.)
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Can't you see we're in the middle of something?
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
THE METS
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
i do hate new york though
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
BRO, do tha Mets have a half life?
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
(oh please shut the fuck up if you're going to do mets)
(unironically)
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
OK OK OK OK
We just 'ere ta fuck shit up
Don't mind us
WE'RE HERE TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES
AND WE'RE ALL OUTTA NAMES
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
im here to
idk
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
(you guys walked in on the most suspenseful jojo fight)
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:47 PM
uH I guess I’m not Hydrogen now!
Greg
Okay now I'm outta names
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
banana
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
WE'RE ALSO HERE TO SEE MF DOOM BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE IS
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
banana
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Anyway before we destroy this market bros we should ponder the bond between us
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
yo???
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
....
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
yourz also traisngene
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
This is unexpected.
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
YeaH!
It feels nice.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
so cool
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
We are mere specks in this universe bro and yet here we are
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
does anyone have room to bro with an alloy
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
We have found each other bro (edited)
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
anyways im gonna get burned
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Ya too sentimental, dis ain't da time fo dat
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
burned banana
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:48 PM
THIS IS THE TIME TO WRECK SHIT
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I will escape and leave here
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Gabagool?
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
It's too late, @​Diavolo. As long as you live, you will never be able to hide your identity again.
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I was going to bond with but you said you didn’t want to
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Over here!
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
WE AIN'T HUNGRY NO MORE
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Too much science for one day
goodbye
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
i said we can’t
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Bye
WE AINT HUNGRY, WE REALIZED WE GOT GABAGOOL AT HOME
Bro-skies my dudes, we are powerful but only relatively when compared to the world
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
It do not matter
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
i wanted to, but science sucks
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Da world, can suck me
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I will take all the gabagool I need
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:49 PM
The globe (of science and innovation) over there sits above this all
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:50 PM
mind if i tag along
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:50 PM
There are too many people for you to ever find anonymity again Diavolo!
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:50 PM
And as we look upon The Globe (of science and innovation) and recognize the market in which we stand bros we must ask
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:50 PM
i did call you instabitch but maybe we can still bro
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:50 PM
So uH How does tHis work exactly
why do i do what i do?
I Haven’t really bonded before
WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE FUCK UP OUT OF THIS DIAVOLO GUY
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
It’s easy
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Bro it is ok if you don't have the answers
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
banan
can you guys burn meN?
me
iotll be fun
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
I THINK THATS PROBABLY A GOOD MOVE
But the question will bring us closer bro
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
@​Potassium Bromide, are you a gas?
Or are you a powder?
This is an important question.
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
powder
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
im an alloy
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:51 PM
I am a salt
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:52 PM
but perhaps i can be an ally
an ally alloy
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I’m not Hydrogen!
Im Hydronium i guess
@​Hydronium Cluster Dragon @​Hydronium Cluster Dragon @​Hydronium Cluster Dragon LET'S ALL ATTACK THE TWINK WITH THE PINK HAIR
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I miss my old drip
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Ok!
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:52 PM
what happened to fucking the supermarket
up
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:52 PM
THIS IS FUCKING THE SUPERMARKET UP
Uhhhh why's dat
HES AN EMPLOYEE
Why are we doin' dat
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
............................... (edited)
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
the pink hair is the supermarket?
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
UNLESS WE WANT TO WRECK PUBLIC PROPERTY
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
not sure how that works
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Wow tHis is a lot
DO WE WANT TO WRECK PUBLIC PROPERTY
I wanna wreck public property
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
LETS WRECK PUBLIC PROPERTY THEN
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
All this from a slice of gabagool?
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
OK PLAN CHANGED WE'RE WRECKING PUBLIC PROPERTY
EXCEPT FOR THE GABAGOOL
Ok
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Thank fuck
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
I THOUGHT DAT WAS DA PLAN ANYWAY
I’m still confused but ok
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:54 PM
teamwork causes great confusion
perhaps its for the best i dont have a bro
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:54 PM
... If you are to attack The Boss, do not attack him all at the same time.
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:54 PM
I Have no idea wHat I am doing
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:54 PM
My bro has gone mental unfortunately
He is off the shits
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Delay your attacks.
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:54 PM
WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY PUBLIC PROPERTY AND WRECK THIS SUPERMARKET
LETS GO
Nah the market is the target agreed upon bro (edited)
YEAH
Lets go!?
I tHink
YEAH WE'RE ATTACKING THE SUPERMARKET I REALIZED THAT WAS THE WRONG MOVE BRO
LETS GO
I ain't doin' shit fo youse
Dis guy is a nutjob
I swear ta God
YEAH, THIS GUY OVA HERE
DIS GUY OVA HEEEEE
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:55 PM
is there any electricity around here
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Ahem
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:56 PM
i can help with any electricity problems
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Cool
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:56 PM
As I've said, it's too late Diavolo!
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:56 PM
I don’t Have any but cool
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:56 PM
(I literally did, lmao)
(Pablo just didn't process my action)
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:56 PM
(what)
( @​IG@​thescientistfacts )
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
banana
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
....
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
YOU ARE A WEIRD BANANA
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
wtf hold on
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Yeah, maybe we should finish eating the banana
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Bro what’s your problem
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:57 PM
im a banana
i think someojne should burn me
im so full of milk
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
oh maack submitted it after i finished rolling over the phase
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
i aint fire
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
thats why i didnt see it
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Are you off the perc
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
(I sent it as you started doing it)
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Don't worry 'bout it
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT SHOULD BE DELICIOUS, BUT DUE TO THE BROMINE INSIDE YOU IT JUST SOUNDS DISGUSTING
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
the !status i used at the time didnt reflect that
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:58 PM
ahhh
okay
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
... Let's act as if nothing happened, @​Diavolo.
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
okay lmao
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
You were going to attack me?
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Bruh I’m right here
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
but sure i can do a normal rollover for it i guess midphase
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
nah it's fine
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
alright cool
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
LOOK ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE CONSTANTLY FUCKING EACH OTHER
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
whats instagram talking about
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
ahem
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
yum
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
hydronium drgaon beast makes too much noise
bad for science fatc thank you
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
milk-soaked half-eaten bromine-laced banana noises
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 10:59 PM
FUCK YOU SCIENCE MAN
THey kind of do…
Or we?
I’m not sure
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
bitchin'
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
shares four brains yet shows reduction in intelligence
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
slurp slurp
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
puzzling
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
very true
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
banana is also showing signs of lower intelligence
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
hhee bitch
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
perhaps side effects are possible
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
instagram is kinda cool i must admit
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
gabagaal
BITCH
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
these science facts are much better
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
So many people here.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
lock this channel rn bitch
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:00 PM
thank you gyroscope do not redeem
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
GYROSCOPE
MORE LIKE
GYROCOPE
Please do not insult tHem
Did I hear someone say horoscope?
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
silence
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Bro those are so helpful
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
No offense but will catch me having a pH of 10 before I follow your shitty ig
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
I WILL BE AS LOUD AS I WANT
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
this dragon is rather dense arent they
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
we are all moving to another part of the store
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
ironic
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:01 PM
IM A FUCKING DRAGON
MADE OF HEAVY WATER
Um
WHAT DO YOU THINK
True true dats true
Hey, we have at least two heads so you're going to have to specify bro (edited)
Maybe it wasn’t tHe greatest idea if I Have to be attacHed to tHis… (edited)
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:02 PM
the 1/3
well 1/4 now
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Therefore, I'm even more confused as to why you picked Switzerland.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
banan
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Well, Risotto, I didn't expect a living banana here, hey?
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Hydrogen to another area.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
bitch
BITCHING
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Hydrogeddon to another area.
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Half-Eaten Bromine-Laced Banana BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
WHTA
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
WHAT THE HELL
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
wha
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Oxygeddon to another area.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
...
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Where they going
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Potassium to another area.
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
WHERE ARE WE GOING
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
what
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Oh shit
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Beryllium-Copper Alloy Gyroscope BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
magic
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Beryllium to another area.
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Or get harrassed by uranium.
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Potassium Bromide BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I’ll follow your ig i take it back
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:03 PM
MY KINS DRAGONS
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Bromine to another area.
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
(what)
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
...
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
ah my bad
I wanted to clear the place up a bit but yeah i'll bring them back
they are in the dairy aisle
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Just move me to the dairy aisle
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
You are already complete, Boss.
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Hydronium Cluster Dragon BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Keep the dragons there
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Duoterion to another area.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
... Or something like that.
Do we agree to never speak of this ever again?
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
We shall see, Risotto.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Not that there will be much talking to be done after this.
One of us is not walking out of this alive.
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Heh.
and I'm glad it won't be me.
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 11:07 PM
I can't wait.
I can't wait to see what your face will look like once you die!
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:07 PM
so
are we good for a redo of last phase
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Risotto Nero BOT 05-Mar-22 11:07 PM
(yes)
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:07 PM
(ye)
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:08 PM
@​Diavolo can you check what i posted in design chat?
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:09 PM
i'll take that as a yess
Earlier, while the two were staring, Diavolo decided to punch Risotto
However, whatever Risotto was staring at did not change
(You guys are good now)
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:12 PM
(Sick)
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:12 PM
This is, still the last phase
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Calcium BOT 05-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Mmmm
Molk
Milk*
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Mar-22 11:15 PM
(edited)
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Calcium to another area.
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Diavolo BOT 05-Mar-22 11:16 PM
Heh.
Come at me, risotto! (edited)
I'll turn you into like one of these donuts on the shelf!
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IG@thescientistfacts BOT 05-Mar-22 11:18 PM
LOCK
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Risotto tries one last time, knowing he can not fail here
He looks to the metal dripping
One drop is about to fall off the mass of melted steel onto the floor when suddenly...
it collides with the floor immediately
Risotto sees his chance and pulls out knives he'd made and throws them at Diavolo
The knives connect, and Diavolo falls to the ground
Unfortunately for Risotto, it seems that wasn't enough to kill him
Diavolo charges up to Risotto and punches a hole through his chest
(I can not find the gif of diavolo punching a hole through someones chest but yeah that happened)
Risotto poses, before falling to the ground
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